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Hey ya’ll, welcome, and thanks for checking me out. This is my (semi-official, semi-legit) author site and blog.

If you are looking for a good laugh, a little inspiration, or just something to distract you for 5 minutes, then you came to the right place!

My blog is very unique. I like to take every day sort of issues (such as, where and where NOT to put your penis, how to pick yourself up when you’ve been knocked down, how to survive being single, or finding love in a bar) and smash them together with wit, insight, humor, and a good moral lesson.

Please, don’t let any of the titles scare you, they ALL have something important to say and will leave you with something of value to take away. So, read, laugh, be inspired, and get emotional… because, honestly… you’re not livin’ if you’re not feelin’. Thanks, again!

(There is some language throughout and some material may not be appropriate for young children.)

Jacob Paul Patchen

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